We Deserve It!

We don’t even get a power or gas bill anymore. They just pay it for us. I love the Village! The Village leaders told us that the utility companies are poisoning the water and polar bears are dead just from swimming in that water! Big corporations dump paint and old chemicals on the North Pole to save money. Serves them right to have to pay our power bill don’t you think?
We only have to stand in that line once a year to get our eligibility renewed. They try to find ways to disqualify us on income. They are so greedy, don’t you think? I think everybody ought to get free power. It’s in the Bill of Rights! Sometime we make money off of yard sales and other stuff. We just don’t have to report it. Sometimes we work for cash and that is excellent. Then we go to Outback. I wish they took food stamps!
Food stamps are sometimes like cash. But you have to be careful doing that because people will tell on you. I don’t like the lines there. And they only have basic cable. They have awful magazines too. In the Village they have ads that ask you to come and get food stamps. That is really good service. That is so generous of the Post Office to give us those food stamps.
We did a whoops early on and reported some of our neighbor kids as our own children! But if they have to advertise to give them away this will help them don’t you think? The more we use the less they will have to advertise! So it’s not like we are cheating is it? So they will not have to spend as much advertising, right? So we saved them money by over reporting how many kids we have.
Gosh, I love the Village! Some places let you buy beer, wine or even cigarettes with food stamps. They aren’t supposed to but when you think about it people drink beer and wine with food so it only makes sense that you can buy them. And my wife always wants a cigarette after eating, so again it’s only logical.
One of the Village leaders said it was in the Declaration of Independence. Bad George and his friends don’t believe in the Declaration of Independence. I read that in People magazine at the hospital waiting room. Or it was on VNN? Either way they have no reason to lie do they?
Churches will give you food but they want to pray with you and then sing a hymn. And you have to take what they put in the box. Jesus would let you order what you wanted to eat. It’s in the bible I think. We’ve NEVER gotten fish from a church. Jesus liked fish!